I feel ashamed to say it, but I’m giving up on FourSquare. I have used it relatively heavily in the last 6 months (within the confines of my simple life), and I’ve got to finally admit that I take almost no utility from it.
Why am I ashamed? I like to think of myself as about a “level 3 or 4” (out of 5) in digital savvy’ ness, and FourSquare was something that people whose opinion I respected digitally understood and raved about. To give up on it feels like an acceptance that I’m at best a 3 (possibly a 2!).
Before you condemn me please read my frustrations:
- 1) I no longer live in a big city. There is nothing cool about taking the mayorship of your local Argos as I began to obsess about
- 2) My life is quite boring. Reading through my check-ins reveals: home, offices, train stations. There is only a light scattering of cool places I’ve been to, and this is tempered by the next point…
- 3) Lack of 3G at the only cool places I go to. I was at Old Trafford recently and I thought that would be a good check-in with plenty of points (see another frustration), but I subsequently spent most of the match trying to get internet connection. Check-ins in London are also wildly unpredictable given the city’s appalling 3G coverage
- 4) The usability is pretty dreadful. The app regularly locks up and there are too many steps from completing a check-in to returning to your “home” screen. The league table is unreliable and slow to load
- 5) What do I get in return? I’m aware that I’ve given some pretty personal info (including where and when I’m on holiday), and all I get are a few lousy points? I’m competitive enough as it is, I don’t need the pain of getting addicted to something else (I got addicted)
That said, we have shared a few memorable moments, almost exclusively at train stations, when reading the “tips”. At Peterborough station I was informed “don’t stop here, it’s shit” (useful advice) and, my favourite, discovering the Ken Dodd statue at Liverpool Lime St.
I’m probably not strong enough to give it up altogether (still paranoid I might be wrong), but I will no longer be able to endorse it. FourSquare will recover, but will I?